I KNOW why Abraham Lincoln hates vampires in his new movie! Lincoln is a WEREWOLF! That's not a BEARD on his face! It's FUR! John Wilkes Booth is gonna assassinate him with a silver bullet! It all FITS! Heck! This stuff writes ITSELF! ;)
Now, I haven't seen this movie yet, and probably won't until it hits USA or TBS sometime in the future, so if this kind'a scene ISN'T in the movie, and a stand-up comic uses this joke, please remember where you heard it first! ;) I'll be back on Saturday with more stuff! ;)
