Anyway, I'd just happened to have several figures of Superman moved on top of a dresser, when I noticed something. There were about seven of them, all wrapped in chains, or in various stages of breaking the chains, as Superman is wont to do. I'd called Naomi into the room.
"Honey! Come here!"
"What is it?"
"What IS it? I don't see anything!"
I pointed directly at the Superman toys on the dresser, and said, "Don't you SEE? SUPERMAN'S married, too!"
At that point, the sky outside darkened. Barking dogs ceased, and ran under porches, whimpering. Children playing stopped, and cried for their mothers. Women fainted, and grown men fled in terror. The skies parted, and a thunderous voice boomed down from the heavens above.
"You're on your own here, kid!"
I'm STILL paying for that mistake, guys! Save yourselves! LEARN from my error! ;)
Happy Anniversary, Honey! I love you. :)